...except for Corgis that commit suicide, because God forbade suicide in Samuel 31:4. Corigs are 8-8.5 times more likely to kill themselves than German Shephards, so that's a lot of dogs in hell if you ask Kanye.I'm'a let you donate.
As Kanye West, I find myself competing with other rich people who don't deserve their money or fame to get the best and most in-bred dogs in the world. Corgis, as the staple dog of the British Royal Family (itself a delightfully in-bred institution), offer this to me.
159,265+ Dogs Not Dead 14.3 Inches - Average Corgi Neck Radius 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover 4/5 dentists agree 1 person can make a difference...
These collars are expensive, because they need to read dog minds, and dog minds are notoriously difficult to read.Please Pay Now
Kanye West, Voice of a Generation
Literally saving lives
It's a tax write off
Something to brag about
World class maritime support
So, killing puppies is bad
Don't be an idiot
Is that the best that you can do?
Everybody knows you could afford more.
Now we're cooking with gas!
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